دروغ بزرگی که همه را بازی می دهد : فتوای خامنه ای در باره حرام بودن استفاده از تسلیحات نظامی هسته ای

به نسبت نزدیکی با تاریخ مذاکره سرنوشت ساز هسته ای بین جمهوری اسلامی و کشورهای ۱+۵ در بغداد ، دستگاههای تبلیغاتی ام القراء اسلام به کار افتاده تا به اصطلاح “دل” نمایندگان کشورهای ۱+۵ را خالی کند و از تحریمهای نفس گیری که علیه او ضع شده است ، نجات یابد.

برای خالی کردن دل حریف ، یکی از قطع کامل صادرات نفت به اروپا ، در صورت عدم لغو تحریمها سخن می گوید و دیگری با ایما و اشاره ، تهدید به واکنش نظامی جمهوری اسلامی در خلیج فارس، و زدن ناوهای هواپیما بر امریکا ،و حمله به منافع آن در منطقه می کند.

و اما تازه ترین دستاویز حامیان خفته جمهوری اسلامی ، تشبث به فتوای حرام بودن استفاده از سلاحهای هسته ای است که آن را به سید علی خامنه ای نسیت می دهند . فتوا ئی که به نظر بسیاری از ایرانیان ، ازجمله من ، اصلا وجود خارجی ندارد.

به غیر از مفسرین و نویسندگان نشریات و افرادی که از آنها به نام “آگاهان” یاد می شود !  ،  جدید ترین شخصیت بین المللی سیاسی   که در این رابطه داد سخن داده  ، آقای میشل روکار نخست وزیر پیشین فرانسه است  که روز ۲۳ اردیبهشت به دعوت جمهوری اسلامی  به تهران رفت و در مصاحبه طولانی با صدا و سیما در روز ۲۴ اردیبهشت  چنین گفت

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«فتوای رهبر انقلاب ایران در خصوص حرام بودن تولید و استفاده از سلاح‌های کشتار جمعی بسیار مهم است و می تواند اعتماد بیشتری را ایجاد کند.» اینجا به انگلیسی  و اینجا به فارسی

تا آنجائی که من به یاد دارم ، فتوای آیات عظام همواره به صورت مکتوب و در پاسخ پرسش یکی از مومنین صادر می شد و مرجع مربوطه برای جلوگیری از جعل فتوا مهر خود را هم پای آن می زد که کسی در حکم او تقلب نکند :

نمونه استفتاء از دفتر آیت الله خمینی

نمونه فتوا با مهر و امضاء آیت الله خامنه ای

نمونه فتوای آیت الله سیستانی

نمونه فتوای آیت الله مکارم شیرازی

نمونه فتوای یکی دیگر از مراجع

آیا کسی چنین فتوائی با چنان مشخصاتی که آقای خامنه ای صادر کرده باشد را دیده است ؟

چگونه می توان پذیرفت  ، فتوای آقای خامنه ای در باره فیس بوک   با درج  پرسش از آیت الله و پاسخ ایشان برای اطلاع مسلمین در جراید کشور منتشر شود، ولی متن و تصویر فتوای خیالی آیت الله در باره حرام بودن استفاده از سلاح هسته ای را هیچکس جز جن و انسی که دور و بر ایشان می پلکند ندیده باشد؟ اینجا

نمونه انتشار فتوای خامنه ای در نشریات

متاسفانه اندیشمندان ایرانی نیز که هر روز وقت خود را تلف کرده ، و بیهوده صفحات زیادی را برای اثبات ماهیت دیکتاتوری شناخته شده جمهوری اسلامی به ایرانیان سیاه می کنند ، کمی از وقت خود را به این امر تخصیص نمی دهند که تحقیق کنند اصلا چنین فتوائی وجود دارد یا خیر ؟

در این میان  ، البته روشنفکران دینی بیکار ننشسته اند و چون پژوهشهای دینی و بررسی “فتاوی” ، و به عبارت دیگر تحلیل کالای پر خرید “اسلام عزیز” را ملک مطلق خود می دانند ، با به هم بافتن رطب و یابس ، به جای پرداختن به کذب وجود چنین فتوائی ، اصل تقیه در شیعه را به آن می چسبانند که البته اگر چنین فتوائی وجود داشت به سهم خود قابل توجه بود .

غرضم جزوه تهیه شده بوسیله انستیتو واشنگتن است که آقای مهدی خلجی اسلام شناس مورد استناد منابع غربی و یکی از همکاران امریکائی ایشان زحمت تهیه و تدوین آن را کشیده اند. اینجا به زبان انگلیسی و به صورت پی دی اف , اینجا به زبان فارسی .

اما اصل  داستان از این قرار است که اصلا چنین فتوائی وجود ندارد که مجتهدین از آن تقیه کنند یا نکنند

مجموع این عوامل ، باعث شده است که حتی خانم هیلاری کلینتون نیز تحت تاثیز قرار گیرد و به جای مطالبه مدرک متقن – که امریکائیها در مطالبه “مدرک متقن ید طولائی دارند – بدون تردید در وجود چنین فتوائی بگوید:

«ما در دیدار با مقامات ایرانی می‌خواهیم درباره چگونگی گنجاندن اعتقادات‌شان در یک برنامه مشخص بحث کنیم که این نه فقط مساله‌ای اعتقادی٬ که تبدیل به سیاست‌های حکومت شود.» اینجا  و اینجا»  .

رجب طیب اردوغان ، نخست وزیر اسلامخواه ترکیه نیز که چند روز پیش قرارداد تاسیس دو نیروگاه اتمی را با چین در پکن امضاء کرد به حکم مسلمانی ! ناشیانه به هیلاری کلینتون می گوید

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ایشان  [ آیت الله خامنه ای ] حرام بودن سلاحهای هسته ای را گوشزد کردند و فرمودند که ایران قصد ساخت سلاح هسته ای ندارد. ما باید این سخنان را باور نماییم » .   اینجا  و اینجا

  

البته ما ایرانیها از همه بهتر می دانیم که حرام و حلال بودن ، در قاموس  حکومت اسلامی کاربردی  جزفریب ملت به نام اسلام  ندارد . سران کشورها باید از جمهوری اسلامی بپرسند ، بر فرض که چنین فتوائی را درست کنید  ، ولی مگر شکنجه در اسلام حرام نیست ؟مگر ربا  در اسلام حرام نیست ؟ پس چگونه است که در جمهوری اسلامی این اعمال هر روز رسما تکرار می شود ؟

Iran Authorities Block Ceremony To Honor Oscar-Winning Director

Golnaz Esfandiari

Iranian authorities are refusing to allow a ceremony to honor the film director who won Iran's first-ever Oscar last month.

Iran's Ilna news agency reported that the planned ceremony -- for Asghar Farhadi and his film, "The Separation," which won Best Foreign Film at February's Academy Awards ceremony in Los Angeles -- was abruptly canceled on March 12 after organizers were denied the necessary permit.

The event was being planned by the Center for Directors of Iranian Cinema and the High Council of Producers of Iranian Cinema. In a statement, the director's group expressed regret:

Dear Asghar Farhadi, We intended to have a simple and friendly meeting to say 'Thank you' for the great achievement you brought Iran and Iranian cinema ahead of the [Iranian] New Year but the cultural custodians did not let us realize this. We're sorry. Alas.

Tehran had welcomed Asghar's Oscar as an Iranian triumph over Israel, since a film by an Israeli director (Joseph Cedar's "Footnote") was competing in the category.

The award was greeted with jubilation among Iranians as a bit of rare good news for their country on the world stage.

WATCH: The announcement of the award, Farhadi's acceptance speech, and Iranian reactions

It remains unclear why officials blocked the event.

But "A Separation" has reportedly upset some conservatives for the way it exposes troubles in Iranian society, including gender inequality and the desire of many to leave the country.

Farhadi, who returned over the weekend to a hero's welcome by fans and colleagues, has not commented on the ceremony's cancellation.

He has, however, said that he would never leave his homeland despite winning the film industry's top award. "I love my country and I will not change it for anywhere in the world," the 40-year-old filmmaker was quoted as saying by Iran's official IRNA news agency as he arrived in Tehran. "I will never emigrate from Iran."

But later he said, "I am at the point of filming a movie outside of the country."

Farhadi was also quoted as saying that true congratulations for his win from Iran's Culture Ministry would be the reopening of the House of Cinema, the country's leading independent film association. "That would make me happy more than anything else," he said.

The ministry last month ordered the House of Cinema to cease its operations in a move that was seen as part of a broader crackdown on independent art.

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Ayatollah Ahmad Jannati the head of the powerful Guardian Council is Iran’s oldest man. No one knows when he was born. He is said to have been on planet Earth before all of us, even before Adam and Eve..."

That's the gist of numerous jokes that are making the rounds about the senior cleric who is in his mid- eighties.

“Jannati has a copy of the Torah signed by Moses,” is how one joke goes.

Another one has Jannati speaking to scientists: "For you the Big Bang is just a theory," he says. "For me it's a memory.”

In a similar vein, another joke has Ayatollah Jannati talking to the Fars news agency about his memories of the extinction of the dinosaurs.

The jokes seem to be a reaction to Jannati’s three decades on Iran’s political scene and his status as one of the country’s key players.

As the chairman of the Guardian Council since 1988, Jannati has played an active role in banning any attempt at political reform and disqualifying reformist and liberal election candidates.

Sociologist Saeed Peivandi believes the continuation of Jannati's “negative role” and his disconnectedness with the realities of Iran and its young population are among the main reasons for the many jokes making fun of his age.

“There are other figures who have been involved in Iranian politics for as long as [Jannati], even if they might not be as old as him" he says. "Nonetheless, they have changed their positions and have also altered their views, which have been evolving over time. But the only one who seems to be repeating the same old views like a tape recorder is Jannati. This can be hard for the public to take and they see jokes as the only way to confront it.”

Conservative Media Hit Back

The number of jokes about the uncharismatic cleric and their quick dissemination through word of mouth, text messages, and social media, has elicited a response from some conservative media.

Last week, the “Panjere” weekly, which is associated with a conservative lawmaker, said that the jokes are an “election plot” aimed at damaging the Guardian Council.HERE .

“Why has Ayatollah Jannati been targeted by so many jokes in the past few months?" it asked. "Do they want to slowly erode his scientific and political record?”

Mohammad Mousavi Khoeniha, a former Iranian official and the head of the reformist Association of Combatant Clerics, recently poked fun at Jannati on his website when he was asked about the upcoming March Parliamentary elections.

“There are two permanent things in this world,” he wrote. “One is a good reputation; the other is Ayatollah Jannati.” HERE . 

Jokes About Leaders Are Nothing New

Iranians have always made fun of their leaders. In the early years after the 1979 revolution, many jokes targeted Ayatollah Montazeri the designated successor of the founder of the Islamic republic who later became a top dissident and was put under house arrest.

In the jokes, Iranians poked fun at Montazeri who was perceived as naive. The grand ayatollah who later became known as the God Father of the Green Opposition movement, acknowledged the jokes in an interview that was aired after his death by the Persian Service of the BBC.

In recent years, Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad has been the butt of many jokes, which are often related to his appearance or to some of his controversial and unusual statements.

It appears now, however, that Jannati has replaced him on the joke scene.

As the “Baztab” weekly reported, the jokes about the cleric started last year, after the Guardian Council dismissed a rumor that Jannati had passed away following some serious health issues.

The incident probably gave some Iranians the impression that the hard-line cleric, who sometimes leads Tehran’s Friday Prayers, would stay with them forever.

The impression is reflected in a number of jokes about how the angel of death, Azrael, has been unsuccessfully making elaborate plans to send Jannati to the afterworld.

One joke fresh from Tehran has Azrael asking other archangels for help in catching Jannati.

"Gabriel, you stand at the top of the street," he says. "Michael, please stand in the middle of the street, Israfel and I will stand at the other end.

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